My tinternet broked last night and I had to call B smurfing T to ask WTF they're at. It goes through to a certain 'Mr Andrew Baines' who's real smurfing name is actually 'Mr Obviously smurfingindian'. He can't understand me as my Belfast accent is fast and barely a language and I can't understand him as his English is only slightly better than mine. After 1 hour of 'can you repeat that sir' and 'please do not swear at me sir' I shouted 'smurf', hung up and broke my phone against the wall. I woke up this morning and everything was fine except my lingering regret of insulting a nice man and breaking a phone.
Anyway do Americans get this or all your call centres in the US? Or is this strictly a Irish/British thing? Do Swedish people get Russians? To the French get Algerians? WHO DO INDIANS GET????? BANGLEDESHIS? HELP ME WHAT THE smurf IS GOING ON???