You know I've heard this from people but it's never happened to me. I always get ghetto "Ha I'mma Shaynaynay fo customah servace oporatah numbah fo fa fa fo nah fa fo may i axe u yo name n phone numbah sa mmhmm" people or "HAY YALL IM DARLA IN FRANK EUWING TENNESSEE YALL HOW CANNA I FIXIN TO HELP YALL" folks.

I'm not sure if this makes me more or less fortunate than all you folks who get stuck with Apu.