I always hear people complain about the level of English that these Indian call center drones are working with, but I have never personally had any trouble communicating. What gets me is how unnecessarily formal and robotic they are in their communication. Some of the stuff that they toss out is absolutely ludicrous.

Here's my favorite line, delivered literally every time I answer any question whatsoever: Okay Mr. Nissen, thank you so much for providing me with this piece of information.