Ahahahaha, I want to be that dude's assistant.
I can relate to getting over-excited and wanting to count chickens. Poor guy just wants everyone to be as excited as he is!
I liked Fable II because I loved running through the fields with my dog.
Ahahahaha, I want to be that dude's assistant.
I can relate to getting over-excited and wanting to count chickens. Poor guy just wants everyone to be as excited as he is!
I liked Fable II because I loved running through the fields with my dog.
I hated that dog. I would outrun it and quickly go to a different area. He found me every goddamn time.![]()
Actually I did. I had like a million wives, there's no way I was gonna go back to the single life.
Every time I was unfaithful to my spouse, they left me! I was on my 5th spouse, but she was the hottest chick in the game: Lady Grey. So saucy. I gave her a 300 gold a day allowance.
I had four wives and then I had none.
I don't do like backtalk.
Two of my wives tried to leave me. Never turn your back on me when I have a crossbow.
I let the husbands live because they had my kids.
My wives only left me after I did the gender bender quest. I could marry and bed as many women as I wanted but when I traded my sword for a skirt all the gifts in the world couldn't keep them happy.
I had the ugliest looking lady anyone had ever seen, so I made her cover up and wear a really big floppy hat.
I'm not very far in, but it is certainly far more lively than the last one. For one thing, the Hero actually talks, which is a change I am very in favor of.
So far, I have very high hopes for this game.
I'm eager to play this, because even when Molyneux lets me down - and he hasn't done otherwise for over a decade - he still puts out a pretty great game that's worth playing extensively.
I still hold out hope for just one more game of Bullfrog's caliber. Man, imagine if he did something as fundamentally groundbreaking as Populous or Theme Park with modern technology. Just imagine being told "Warning, a cheat is running the hospital!" with our modern sound systems!
But even absent that I expect this to be a good time. It really hinges on how they handle the rulership mechanics, because it's an area which is ripe for picking, but to my knowledge hasn't been attempted since Summoner 2. Eight years ago.
Instead of Theresa's voice following you around the whole game it's John smurfing Cleese. Bloody brilliant.
Scratch my last: They should take all of my money.