I've been out of the loop for the past two years. I want each and every one of you to tell me what you've been doing since I... went away. List form, preferably.

- Moved a few times. Currently live in Toronto.
- Lived in downtown Vancouver during the Olympics.
- Held a watch that cost more than I make in a year.
- Went to LA for E3.
- Went to Pac-Man's 30th Anniversary party and got a backpack and a water bottle.
- Tried scotch for the first time.
- Bought a PSP but it BROKE after less than a year.
- Met JKTrix, finally.
- Met a guy who used to hang with that Saudi Arabian prince dude who killed his servant/boyfriend in the UK.
- Saw a guy with an iguana on his shoulder.
- Lurked around NeoGAF. And then started posting all the time on NeoGAF.
- Made a bunch of hilarious jokes.
- Some other stuff I don't remember.

So, how about you? Loop me in.