I can spell good now.

[Alive-Cat]

You know, you are so efficient, with your two topics in one thread. I approve. HOORAY FOR EFFICIENCY, ALIVE-MAN!

Yes, super-thread-efficiency is now the aim of my game. Every thread I post from now on will have at least two topics.
Oh yeah, well done with your super efficient Courier New font.

but I don't make a habit of bringing them to my face or asking other people to smell them.

That, I think, is my biggest downfall.