This one time I gave this one legged guy a lift because he was crawling along the highway. Anyway I stopped and gave him a lift, he said he was heading for the South Pole but he was crawling north so I just nodded and smiled and kept driving. He tried to pull a knife on me but he accidentally fell out the window and was hit by a truck driven by skippy. Then I continued on my way until I drove over a jump and landed in a lake. I was pretty pissed.