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    ZOMG! The history of EoFF

    In the beginning, there was nothing, only Cid.
    and also a box of coconut dohnuts, but that is a different story.
    Anyways, Cid was bored and said, let there be light, and there was:
    2 whole watts of it, and Cid was happy because he could make shadow puppets all day long.
    Eventually Cid became bored with the light and threw it away, and he said:
    Let there be internet, and thus Al Gore was created.
    And for a long while, CId was content with surfing low quality websites and spamming Bill Clinton, but then he decided it was not enough, and so Cid created video games, and people to play them with. And Cid wanted to interact with his peoples, so he created a holy ground where they could meet and abuse echother digitally, and he saw that his creation was good, and called it:
    Eyes On Final Fantasy.

    Happy with his creation, but seeking more purpose, Cid left his creations to their own biddings, and became a social studies teacher. Some say that now he rests, and when the time is right, he will return and destroy all bots and trolls.
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    cool story bro

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    You made the emu make a 'non bird pun' post...this is unforgivable.

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    I know. You could say he made me .... a mockingbird. guffaw!

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    heres some [lame] plant puns:
    I am pine-ing for the good old days
    I'm running out of thyme
    trick or tree-t
    Ivy seein you later
    how g-rose
    I think I'll artichoke
    does anyone have aspar[h]agus
    I've bean working all day, and now I'm gonna go play on-vine
    Turnip your collargreens
    In less than ten years the town of Brussels sprouts into a full hedge city
    life is pickle
    peppering tom
    your driving me: bannanas, nuts, coacoa
    greens with envy
    salad, farewell, alvida say goodnight


    wow those are lame
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    Look at my avatar. That is my srs face. Fear. It.

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    Wrong again, Hypoallergenic Cactuar! It was never that interesting!


    there was a picture here

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