Drinks: Diet or Regular?

[Shoeberto]

But.... I love Splenda. ;;

You're going to die of butt cancer.

Well, don't give her such a negative prognosis without mentioning the treatment - constant application of fresh semen to the butt-cancered area.

I'm looking up prices on the soonest plane tickets I can. I want to be there for you with this.

That's okay. I got this. But thank you.

Any other ladies got butt cancer? Preferably single? I have a lot of love to give.