Quote Originally Posted by Rye View Post
I thought this outfit was rocking. I was feeling brave about mixing matterns, which I love, so I did grey and white horizontal stripes with a white and brown houndstooth shorts. I love it, but my Mom gave me this look like the 'nam dog, mostly because she literally only matches colors by their exact colors, and that's it. She's very simple dressed and unimaginative. She said the outfit itself was figure flattering, but the pattern was WTF.
Your mom thinks that kettles - a device which can't help but disinfect itself every single time you use it - are breeding grounds for disease. Why you listen to her is far beyond my ability to comprehend.