A'yo, I'm crazy just like my momma! You see, my momma is actually a crazy woman in her early forties. She's on facebook all the time typing obviously loud and obnoxious comments to everyone. And to make matters worse, she would actually say the exact same things to people's faces! And as I read her gross and pointless comments, I can actually hear her voice in my head while I read them. Yeah, I laugh because their funny comments, but that's besides the point. She's crazy as smurf!

By the way, how's your momma? Tell her I'll be over later tonight.