Oh no...it just hit me...

[TyphoonThaReapa]

My mother would break you, little man.

That big, eh?

Oh snap!

But hey, big girls need love to! Stop hatin' Bunny!

By the way, how's your momma? Tell her I'll be over later tonight.

The following exchange just occurred.

"Mum?"
"Yes?"
"TyphoonThaReapa said he'll be over later tonight."
"Excuse me?"
"TyphoonThaReapa said he'll be over later tonight."
"Typhoon what?"
"Tha Reapa. He's a gangsta on the internet."
"Is this one of your friends? Is he coming round tonight?"
"That was what he said, yes. I think he wants to see you though."
"That's nice of him. Why?"
"I don't know. He just said to tell you. He also included a winking smiley if that matters."
"A winking what?"
"Smiley. You know, those little pictures of faces people on the internet use to den...oh never mind."

A'yo, priceless.