If I'm like my mother, then I have a one way ticket to Crazy Town, because the woman is a little screwy, to be honest.

I'll talk to her sometimes, and she'll respond with something completely off topic from what I'm talking about, but she'll act as if it's a reply, like by going, "Oh yeah, oh yeah, and ___________, right?" and it will just be something several topics over. I don't even know what she hears when I speak. I think the world is an illusion to her.

But, I love her and stuff.