Oh no...it just hit me...

[TyphoonThaReapa]

My mother would break you, little man.

That big, eh?

Oh snap!

But hey, big girls need love to! Stop hatin' Bunny!

By the way, how's your momma? Tell her I'll be over later tonight.

The following exchange just occurred.

"Mum?"
"Yes?"
"TyphoonThaReapa said he'll be over later tonight."
"Excuse me?"
"TyphoonThaReapa said he'll be over later tonight."
"Typhoon what?"
"Tha Reapa. He's a gangsta on the internet."
"Is this one of your friends? Is he coming round tonight?"
"That was what he said, yes. I think he wants to see you though."
"That's nice of him. Why?"
"I don't know. He just said to tell you. He also included a winking smiley if that matters."
"A winking what?"
"Smiley. You know, those little pictures of faces people on the internet use to den...oh never mind."

A'yo, priceless.

[NorthernChaosGod]

By the way, how's your momma? Tell her I'll be over later tonight.

The following exchange just occurred.

"Mum?"
"Yes?"
"TyphoonThaReapa said he'll be over later tonight."
"Excuse me?"
"TyphoonThaReapa said he'll be over later tonight."
"Typhoon what?"
"Tha Reapa. He's a gangsta on the internet."
"Is this one of your friends? Is he coming round tonight?"
"That was what he said, yes. I think he wants to see you though."
"That's nice of him. Why?"
"I don't know. He just said to tell you. He also included a winking smiley if that matters."
"A winking what?"
"Smiley. You know, those little pictures of faces people on the internet use to den...oh never mind."

It wouldn't surprise me at all if every word of this was true.

Why would Paul lie?

[Clo]

If I'm like my mother, then I have a one way ticket to Crazy Town, because the woman is a little screwy, to be honest.

I'll talk to her sometimes, and she'll respond with something completely off topic from what I'm talking about, but she'll act as if it's a reply, like by going, "Oh yeah, oh yeah, and ___________, right?" and it will just be something several topics over. I don't even know what she hears when I speak. I think the world is an illusion to her.

But, I love her and stuff.

[Psychotic]

Why would Paul lie?

for attention I just wanted you guys to notice me for a change!

also yeah no if I was going to make something up, it would be a bit more awesome than a boring conversation with my mother. In other news, I just banged an astronaut on the whitehouse lawn using only my big toe.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Was it as awesome as it sounds?

[Momiji]

My mom tends to be clueless, irrational, unreasonable, and sometimes frustrating to be around.


...eh, she's cool.