Oh no...it just hit me...

[TyphoonThaReapa]

A'yo, I'm crazy just like my momma! You see, my momma is actually a crazy woman in her early forties. She's on facebook all the time typing obviously loud and obnoxious comments to everyone. And to make matters worse, she would actually say the exact same things to people's faces! And as I read her gross and pointless comments, I can actually hear her voice in my head while I read them. Yeah, I laugh because their funny comments, but that's besides the point. She's crazy as smurf!

By the way, how's your momma? Tell her I'll be over later tonight.

[nik0tine]

Don't you talk about my momma!

[Jessweeee♪]

Whenever I see videos or pictures of my grandmother when she was younger, I'm always a little weirded out by how alike she and my mom look. Like, there's family resemblance and then there's secret human cloning. After I cut my hair I started to realize that I too may be an illegal clone because I look exactly like her.

I mean, it could be worse. I wouldn't mind looking as pretty as my mom when I'm forty, but I'd rather not look like an exact replica of someone else

[TyphoonThaReapa]

Whenever I see videos or pictures of my grandmother when she was younger, I'm always a little weirded out by how alike she and my mom look. Like, there's family resemblance and then there's secret human cloning. After I cut my hair I started to realize that I too may be an illegal clone because I look exactly like her.

I mean, it could be worse. I wouldn't mind looking as pretty as my mom when I'm forty, but I'd rather not look like an exact replica of someone else

Ok then, I take it your momma is doing well. Good.../smug

[Shlup]

My mom is normal. She bought a house with her boyfriend a few months ago. I think she's finally with her soul mate, despite her dodging him in favor of the "bad boy" for the last thirty years. Yeah, this guy has been in love with my mother for thirty years, and she finally caved a couple of years ago. Been working as a CPA for a good handful of years now. Just turned 50. Nagging me about grandkids. Hoping to go to Hawaii soon.

[TyphoonThaReapa]

My mom is normal. She bought a house with her boyfriend a few months ago. I think she's finally with her soul mate, despite her dodging him in favor of the "bad boy" for the last thirty years. Yeah, this guy has been in love with my mother for thirty years, and she finally caved a couple of years ago. Been working as a CPA for a good handful of years now. Just turned 50. Nagging me about grandkids. Hoping to go to Hawaii soon.

Yeah, I have to admit. I was a "Bad Boy". But I treated her as good as I could!

[Pheesh]

I love my momma very much, and now you know that.

But yeah, she's good. She lives in Melbourne which is on the other side of the country, which sucks because I'm a full on mothers boy, but she's coming back for Christmas and I'll be staying with her around february cause I'm seeing Tool in Melbourne.

[Bunny]

My mother is trapped in an urn.

[Roto13]

My mother would break you, little man.

[Bunny]

That big, eh?

[Rodarian]

My momma was former Persian model.... Now she looks like any other momma...


All my friends think she's a porcelain doll... I don't how they see that! @_@....

Sometimes I behave like a :leeza: by vice gripping her arms Yea I man handle my mom but its out of

[Psychotic]

By the way, how's your momma? Tell her I'll be over later tonight.

The following exchange just occurred.

"Mum?"
"Yes?"
"TyphoonThaReapa said he'll be over later tonight."
"Excuse me?"
"TyphoonThaReapa said he'll be over later tonight."
"Typhoon what?"
"Tha Reapa. He's a gangsta on the internet."
"Is this one of your friends? Is he coming round tonight?"
"That was what he said, yes. I think he wants to see you though."
"That's nice of him. Why?"
"I don't know. He just said to tell you. He also included a winking smiley if that matters."
"A winking what?"
"Smiley. You know, those little pictures of faces people on the internet use to den...oh never mind."

[Fuzakeru]

I used to do that, Psy! xD My stepmom would instant message me and I'd tell my friends the funny things she said and they'd reply with, "Tell her I'll be over later to pierce her heavens with my mighty drill!" ( TTGL reference, drrr. ) and I'd let her know and her reactions were always great. Haha!

I don't have much contact with my mom other than, "Hi. It has been six months. I'm not dead. Don't do anything stupid," from my side. We sorta aren't on good terms with one another.

My stepmother is doing great. I love her to pieces. She just gets in to these weird moments of, "OMG, become a baby canon and gimme some grandchildren! You should start dating or you'll never find anyone to get married to! Etc."

[NorthernChaosGod]

By the way, how's your momma? Tell her I'll be over later tonight.

The following exchange just occurred.

"Mum?"
"Yes?"
"TyphoonThaReapa said he'll be over later tonight."
"Excuse me?"
"TyphoonThaReapa said he'll be over later tonight."
"Typhoon what?"
"Tha Reapa. He's a gangsta on the internet."
"Is this one of your friends? Is he coming round tonight?"
"That was what he said, yes. I think he wants to see you though."
"That's nice of him. Why?"
"I don't know. He just said to tell you. He also included a winking smiley if that matters."
"A winking what?"
"Smiley. You know, those little pictures of faces people on the internet use to den...oh never mind."

You made me spit oatmeal on my computer.

[Roto13]

By the way, how's your momma? Tell her I'll be over later tonight.

The following exchange just occurred.

"Mum?"
"Yes?"
"TyphoonThaReapa said he'll be over later tonight."
"Excuse me?"
"TyphoonThaReapa said he'll be over later tonight."
"Typhoon what?"
"Tha Reapa. He's a gangsta on the internet."
"Is this one of your friends? Is he coming round tonight?"
"That was what he said, yes. I think he wants to see you though."
"That's nice of him. Why?"
"I don't know. He just said to tell you. He also included a winking smiley if that matters."
"A winking what?"
"Smiley. You know, those little pictures of faces people on the internet use to den...oh never mind."

It wouldn't surprise me at all if every word of this was true.