Imagine

[Jiro]

Friends of eoff come with me, let us iagine a world . a new world, one without certain things taht make this world what this world is which is why this amagine world is different . You followe me so far? good.

l want you to imagne a world without those forsaken things we decree shoes. footwear that covers your gfoot in wear. Yes this atrocities hide our strange misahappen foots but they also weakn us brothers. for you see Without shoes we would be stronger. let me just find some diagrams to support my claim hang on one sex oka y gotcha



as you can see, shoes are not invincible and suffer wear and also its cousin tear and are occasionally broken by other things like i don't know knifes and bullets and hedge clippers. replacing thiese weak footclothes require dolla dolla bills and while the australia dolla bill is doing rather well against the merican dolla bill yo it still isn't an inexhaustable avenue. i mean I just looked in my pocket witch was hard because its velcro that is a pain anway I lOked in there and seriously no dolla bills anyway. I mean australian has dolla coin but none of those smurfballs ether.

TO SUMMARIZES: world without shoes = less pain on your ass pocket (or side cvelcro pocket as I havev)

Nextly there are other thinsg that must be discussed. I am using another diagram for this one so just let me osmurf you phobotucket okay alright noice its working now wsm.

as you will see from this diagram bleow we have asomewhat of an issue in todays society of teenagers and teh not-wuiqte-a-teenage-but prett-cloes-like-early-twenties or -summat. My angry english friend likes to call these people indiefags though I amagine they are not all gay but i love gays so rock on broheims. anyway diagram time.



seriously I mean what kind of weird motherter weirds TOO BOOTS OR SHOES OF ALTERNATE DIFFERENT COLOURS lets not debate that black and or white and g are not colours and are in fact shardes (or letters in the case of g).. bBut notice the DisTinct lack of matching. It is a poor sight and they are spatrting to pot up everywhere! We need to stop this before it starsts to get out of control anymore than it already is because not even chubacce can taer the arms off astormie like this.

And a stormie is going to happen. Like a tsunordo or a volcaquake or planetoid or something if we don't hurry. I mean just like at this tehrea so meny shoes and ats not even ALL OF THEM MONKEY S. Gota kill em dead bam bang in the head railway rifle shoots nails nails those railways.



Buut my freindsys the most important thing to think about in aworlds without shioes is that everboy and evergirl and even evertimekeeper will become hobbitses! little hobitses with hairy feetsies and they go kill dragons ar ar ar and htey also play with jeweels and dont afraid of anythin sept scary black and white doods who scream like girls whaooaaa where is the precious.

YOu too can be a hobibts if we kill shoes! do it todayokay

[G13]

Have you been drinking?

[Bunny]

It's a fair assumption that alcohol was involved in some way. I suspect narcotics may have played a small role as well.

[Jessweeee♪]

I will continue to wear shoes. I like not having hookworm.

[Rantz]

I will not just take of my shoes and socks. I will also take off my skin and dance around in my bones.

[Jiro]

Rantzie poo is a true champion to the cause! He undersatnds what it takes to be a true PIONEER and magician!

hookworms are no issue if you have hobbitses feet my daer jessweeeeee for you see hobbitse have feet like rock n roll and fear no worms

[Wolf Kanno]

I like wearing shoes, especially my knee high boots or military boots. Also being bare foot just looks silly when you wear a suit. If we're going to ban shoes, we might as well ban clothes while we're at it but we need clothes, simply because there are some people in this world who need to be covered to save the rest of us from their bloated and ill-formed bodies. So since we can't get rid of clothes we need to keep shoes so we can be stylish.

[Jiro]

butt imagine if your feeet were miliatray boots!

I em glad you brought up my nxt point wolf kanno my old freind. Cloths are unnnecsary as well excep for the reason huou said. not pretty people however ew could easkly find a cave for them
imagene a beautfl world of beauflu people and no clotseh oh boy oh boy

[Alive-Cat]

I thought this was going to be a John Lennon tribute thread.

[Rodarian]

Daks has gone off kilter!! lol

And I like wearing shoes....prevents my foots from touching dirty paki roads when I step out!

[Slothy]

Going barefoot feels better and is better for you. You know why people hate looking at deformed and ugly feet? Because shoes made them deformed and ugly in the first place.

Join your unshod brothers and learn the joys of running free!! :luigi:

[Raistlin]

So far people have missed the most important issue in this thread.

Why the hell do you have a velcro pocket?

[Jessweeee♪]

Rantzie poo is a true champion to the cause! He undersatnds what it takes to be a true PIONEER and magician!

hookworms are no issue if you have hobbitses feet my daer jessweeeeee for you see hobbitse have feet like rock n roll and fear no worms

And how many times must I get hookworm before this happens? If it's more than zero times then I just can't do it! Also I can not get fast food without shoes. What will I do when I want Panda Express?

[Shorty]

I thought this thread was going to be about the song.

Jiro is obviously high. Shoes are the best.

[Freya]

But I like shoes and clothes. They are comfy.