People with Abilities

[Peegee]

Yeah we do now have man-machine interfacing sufficient to permit this. However, it's still experimental and expensive so they only put them into paraplegics.

My only inborn power was the uncanny ability to detect twinkies within my line of sight, but I was bitten by a radioactive bandicoot and now I can transform into lightly golden toast on full moons.

omg did you died???

[Madame Adequate]

No, it wasn't a very big bandicoot.

[Rodarian]

I have the ability to mimic realistic sound effects.....

complicated ones take time.....I once had the ability to mimic an aircraft from the departure gate right till take off....


And btw she might have been using a new software to track the movement of the eye onto the screen....


I believe Wii has developed something similar to it.

[Jiro]

She's just really really really goddamn fast. I mean like jedi reflexes. She moves but you don't see her move she's just too quick. That head movement is a tick she got from a training saber back in the academy.

[Peegee]

One time I woek up and was like 'i'm tired' but then I forced myself tow ake up because i have special pwoeers like i can absorb energy from the sun you know?

i think i can be as powerful as superman if I could only move to the tripics?

[Alive-Cat]

Depression Moon, remember that time we teamed up to destroy the mighty warrior Monxertronic-Man and then all sorts of crazy shenanigans went down and you died I didn't die because I'm Alive-Man but then I used my Live-Powers to bring you back to life, since that day you can't remember my middle name but you can trace the date of my family heritage back to ancient times, where, despite moderate general public opinion and sustained rates, my ancestors lacked the gene in which to produce sweat, which lead to the decrease in apathy of young people over issues such as minced meat, and all that came of it basically is that we opened up a door that could never be closed. Is that what you're doing now? Opening doors? Forever?

[Peegee]

Depression Moon, remember that time we teamed up to destroy the mighty warrior Monxertronic-Man and then all sorts of crazy shenanigans went down and you died I didn't die because I'm Alive-Man but then I used my Live-Powers to bring you back to life, since that day you can't remember my middle name but you can trace the date of my family heritage back to ancient times, where, despite moderate general public opinion and sustained rates, my ancestors lacked the gene in which to produce sweat, which lead to the decrease in apathy of young people over issues such as minced meat, and all that came of it basically is that we opened up a door that could never be closed. Is that what you're doing now? Opening doors? Forever?

Depression Moon, remember that time we teamed up to destroy the mighty warrior Monxertronic-Man and then all sorts of crazy shenanigans went down and you died I didn't die because I'm Alive-Man but then I used my Live-Powers to bring you back to life, since that day you can't remember my middle name but you can trace the date of my family heritage back to ancient times, where, despite moderate general public opinion and sustained rates, my ancestors lacked the gene in which to produce sweat, which lead to the decrease in apathy of young people over issues such as minced meat, and all that came of it basically is that we opened up a door that could never be closed. Is that what you're doing now? Opening doors? Forever?

[Christmas]

Did you inform Nick Fury?