How to get away with rude replies
: (ie: according to every kid at my school)

instead of shut the F up, say shut the front door
Alternatives to the F word:
smurf
freak
gingivitis
smelt (unless surrounded by sailors)

Instead of annoyingly yelling out "that's what she said," just say: toast

replace every use of the word hell with halibut, unless you are surounded by sailors, then use herpes

when you are talking to someone about the disgusting things you do with your genitals, refer to these actions as writing an essay so as to not arrouse suspicion.

for more language alternates, use this: http://www.southparkgalaxie.com/sons...,%20MMMKay.mp3
-warning, contains foul language and may result in massive purple hemmorhoids, hc takes no resposibility for this link, and do not save file as that is illegal-

I dont understaind why they say sailors cuss a ton as in: I didnt raise a sailor, teens cuss WAY more. I am sick and tired of all the foul language, why do people feel the need to shove the f word between every 3 other words?