Raistlin is overpowered and invincible

[DK]

Imagine coming home to find Raistlin walking on his hands around your garden. He is mumbling incoherently to himself, and appears to be unaware of your presence unless directly engaged. However, every time you politely ask him to leave, he simply screams "COCO POPS!! TURNS THE MILK BROWN!!!" at you in a Scottish accent and returns to what he is doing.

Imagine being handcuffed to Raistlin, forcing you to take him with you everywhere you go. Whenever you are in public together all he does is alternate between screaming things like "I SCALED THE MOUNTAIN!! I CONQUERED THE PEAK! BOW BEFORE THE FEATS I HAVE ACCOMPLISHED, PUNY PERUVIANS!!" or simply making strange gruff noises. "Aaaaaaaaarrrghghghlllrygfffff."

Imagine switching on your television, only to find that every channel has been replaced with Raistlin performing the national dance from each country of the world. At the end of each dance he specifically dedicates his efforts to you, while rubbing his hand into his armpits and sniffing the tips of his fingers.

[Psychotic]

Imagine you're in Vegas. The bright lights, the booze, the gambling. You see someone who looks a bit like Raistlin, playing blackjack at a nearby table, but decide it can't be him. Besides, you've never met him before, so how would you know it was him? You settle yourself in at a casino and have a go at the roulette wheel, but you lose. All of a sudden, you hear a loud bellowing. Raistlin, incensed at his victory, is making an awful loud rumbling sound from his mouth. He is pointing directly at you, as he proceeds to remove all of his clothes one by one. He does not stop his endless shout.

Imagine being at a club with some friends. It's been a great night so far. Suddenly, you feel an uncontrollable urge to take an incredible dump. You can think of nothing worse than having to take a crap in a filthy club bathroom, but it's that or go in your pants, and you reluctantly head on in. As you sit down, you feel a hand reach up into your buttocks and begin to pull the excrement out. Raistlin's head appears out of the top of the tank. "Evening" he grins. He holds out his other hand and asks for a tip.

Imagine going to a game store in 2-3 years to pick up FFXV. "Surely this one won't suck!" you hope to yourself. You make your purchase and leave the shop. Outside, you see Raistlin sitting on a horse. He points a gun at your head. "Give me that smurfing game now, slut." he spits with fury. You are terrified and pass it over. He then opens the box, and proceeds to lick every page of the manual. He passes the game back to you and rides off.

[Peegee]

Imagine Raistlin is in a bra. He's leaning over suggestively, with a seductive expression. You sit with your legs parted, ready to pay any price he whispers into your ear.

PS: somebody needts to post that picture. YES IT'S REAL

[Shlup]

I just can't deal with this anymore.

[Clo]

Raistlin, the meme.

[Peegee]

I just can't deal with this anymore.

This is a good first step, but you should be modding or admining Raistlin, not just stickying my awesome thread.

But I never say no when a girl is trying to do favors for me.

[Madame Adequate]

Imagine there's no Heaven
It's easy if you try
No hell below us
Above us only sky
Imagine all the people
Living for Raistlin

Imagine there's no countries
It isn't hard to do
Nothing to kill or die for
And no religion too
Imagine all the people
Living for Raistlin

You may say that I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us
And the world will be Raistlin

Imagine some possessions
I wonder if you can
Greed is good said Gekko
A brotherhood of Raistlin
Imagine all the people
Sharing all the Raistohhooh~

You may say that I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us
And the world will live as Raist

[Raistlin]

Psy and Dan have some rather disturbing fantasies, even by my standards.

Also, Huxley wins the thread.

[Bunny]

Psy and Dan have some rather disturbing [strike]fantasies[/strike] nightmares, even by my standards.

[Peegee]

no those are fantasies. They fap to it.

[Psychotic]

Yes, Peegee, looking at the two of us it is clear that I am the one fapping to Raistlin.

[Peegee]

Yes, Peegee, looking at the two of us it is clear that I am the one fapping to Raistlin.

Well who was it that derailed half of this thread with spam?

[theundeadhero]

Imagine I regret reopening this thread. Then guess what I can do with the power of imagination.

[Rantz]

Shoot fireballs? It wouldn't surprise me.