Mafia XVII: The Road to Wrestlemafia Begins

[[M] Mom – Host]

No chance, that's what you've got. (click this link else you're dead to me) The title is on the line. No holds barred. We're in for a slobberknocker here, folks. Bah gawd. BAH GAWD.

FOR PEOPLE WHO HAVE NEVER PLAYED MAFIA BEFORE:
Do it! Go on, give it a try! I know some of you may be intimidated as it seems COMPLEX!!!! or something, but it's really, really not. Demon Dude of all people understood how to play. Is Demon Dude smarter than you? Just play one game with us, and if you find it to be , fair dues, nothing lost. A lot of us find it fun, though, and I'm hoping you will too!

Remember: EoEO is for people who just think they are smart. Mafia is for people who are actually smart.

Here's a couple of handy tutorials for you:

The Basics.
Common mafia roles.

Any questions? Go right ahead and ask! I'll actually be happy to help you, instead of being my normal cynical and hateful self!

FOR UNSURE MAFIA VETERANS:
If you have ever been in a mafia game with me, you will have learned one thing: I like fun, and I happen to be exceedingly good at that, if nothing else. I'm hoping this will be one of the better and fun mafia games, so stop wavering and sign up! You won't regret it...until Day 1, of course.

SIGN UPS:
Post in the thread to play, or send that dashing rogue Psychotic a PM in order to play. You can play with a partner if you really must.

1. Genius Lynx
2. Roto13
3. Jessweeee♪ and Mogi
4. ???
5. Shattered Dreamer
6. Blues Agent
7. Jiro
8. fire_of_avalon
9. leader of mortals
10. eternal essence
11. Del Murder
12. Timekeeper
13. ???
14. ff freak
15. Shiny
16. Sir Lancealot
17. ???
18. Elite Lord Sigma
19. Laddy

[Madonna]

I hope to heaven the dashing rogue Psychotic gives out grooming tips.

Sign me up.

[Roto13]

Ugh, pro wrestling? You're already ruining this new game.

Sign me up, I guess.

EDIT: Maybe you should send PMs to the people who already registered in that other thread, just in case.

[Psychotic]

Ugh, pro wrestling? You're already ruining this new game.

Sign me up, I guess.

EDIT: Maybe you should send PMs to the people who already registered in that other thread, just in case.

How can you, of all people, hate something that is simultaneously butch and majestically camp? Pro wrestling is pure comedy and wonderment.

Also yeah good call. I reckon we'll give them a chance to sign up, then I'll pick off the stragglers.

[Jessweeee♪]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

(Mogi and I are still in.)

[Shattered Dreamer]

Sign me up

[Roto13]

I want to be a video game wrestler. Like Haggar from Final Fight or Zangief or Hakan from Street Fighter.

[Agent Proto]

Wrestlemafia?!?! Sign me up, bruthah!

[Jiro]

Let's dance. So, what about the other game? Can we dual wield?

[fire_of_avalon]

I want to play! Can I be the Nature Boy Ric Flair?! Wooo!

[leader of mortals]

I'll sign up :3

[NorthernChaosGod]

Goddammit, I want to play in this one. When do you plan to start? I have finals next week. :[

[Pheesh]

The rock says this may be the greatest idea in the history of the earth. It's time to layeth the mafia smackdown. I'm in.

[Del Murder]

Whatchu gonna do, when my scum catching skillz run wild on you?

(in)

[Timekeeper]

The only time I ever liked wresting was while playing WCW/nWo Revenge.

Sign me up of course.