The WARRIOR has been forced to go to TNA Impact, Everyone Hogan. The place where all the evil ways of Hulkamania gather and stop WARRIOR for laying the smackdown on the mafia scum.

However, WARRIOR has loaded the spaceship with the rocket fuel, and skimmed over the claims made by ALL of Wrestlemania.

New Hogan needs a smackdown, but townie you ain't not.

...*throws New Jack out of the ring*

SCICCORS! 61!

Nature Hogan be baitin', and the WARRIOR will bring the power of the warriors of past to bring you DOWN, Hoak Flair! They are here, feeling me, feeding me, supplying me with POWER. WARRIOR shall meet the raging elephants of destrucity in the plains of evolution to bring the Wrestle back in WRESTLEMANIAAAAH!

##vote: Ric Flair Hogan

And now for a callout to the Big Loser, I mean Big Hogan. You pathetic man, will bring it now to the ring, if you can stand the fury of the Ultimate WARRIOR. The big statue downsides by small balls, WARRIOR will lay waste to the last remaining self-esteem you have. Your act is as pathetic as a male fashion designer.

BRING IT!

SKRONK!

Also, WARRIOR knows wrestlemania is saddened by the small post. But the WARRIOR will bring the most epic post tomorrow evening. So you order that pay-per-view fight where the Ultimaniacs will bring the PAAAAAAAIN!