Are you guys serious!? D:
It doesn't matter what you think, cuz I'm gonna take this vote and shine it up real nice for you, turn it around and shove it up your candy ass downtown!
The Rock also has one more thing to say to you...
##Vote: Hulk Hogan
Plead your case as to why you don't deserve the Day 0 spoils, Hulkster, and maybe my vote will change.
Hulk, baby, this is wrestling. You play for the crowd. When someone gets you down, you take them with you. Preferably with a bridging back to belly suplex. Fight, Hogan, or get pinned trying.
##Vote: Buff Bagwell
I need not you, Hoak Hogan. And if you look closer closer, red and yellow, the colors of hulkamania, the warriors that could not come, have attached themselves to the outer shell, and ride on my back for MY PROTECTION! Do you have what it takes Hoak Hogan, to be the most powerful force IN THE UNIVERSE.
BUTTONS! BUTTONS! MORE BUTTONS!
WARRIOR
Gonna repeat the Royal Rumble is what I'm gonna do. This feud ain't over, you pansy!
Cause Stone Cold said so!
##vote: Bret Hart
##Vote: The Ultimate Warrior for making my eyes bleed.
You wanna get into the ring with the Nature Boy? WOOOOO. Let's do it brother. 15 years ago I was walking down the streets of Charlotte, North Carolina and I saw a girl. Wooo. She took my breath away, brother. Knocked me out cold. WOOO. But that's nothing compared to what I'm gonna do to you, bother, if you come after me. Take one look. Take one look deep in my eyes and you will see the NATURE BOY's fury. You want to get into the ring with this fury, brother? Wooo! Let's go. And we will sweat. We will bleed. And one man will emerge victorious. And you'll hear it in the crowd, brother. Hear the chants starting. Do you hear it, Undertaker? wooo. wooo. WOOOOOO! That's the cries for the NATURE BOY! *dances around*
WOOOOOO!
WOOOOOOO!
WOOOOOO!!
##Unvote
##Vote: Undertaker
"I hate wrestling!" shrieked Hulk Hogan in the locker room. "It's lame and full of sweaty men in tights!" The locker room, being filled with the aforementioned sweaty men in tights, did not take kindly to this. Neither did Mr. Vince McMahon.
"Tonight, Hulk Hogan, you will have a match against a mystery opponent...
YouTube - The Mean Street Posse Theme Music
(SPOILER)
THE MEAN STREET POSSE!
Naturally, Hogan began to rip them to shreds. However, the other wrestlers were not best pleased about what he had said, and charged into the ring, laying smack down on the Hulkster.
Pete Gas recovered enough to get the pinfall on him, and Joey Gas sprayed a slogan onto Hulkamania's back with a can of red spray paint...!
Yes, Hulk Hogan suffered the ultimate humiliation - losing to the Mean Street Posse.
Night actions please.
YouTube - Doink The Clown Theme
Doink was far too busy to say anything to the other wrestlers on Day 0. He had other, more important things to do like spray the crowd with sillly string and hand out balloon animals. Unfortunately for this gentle, innocent and quiet soul, somebody took extreme offence to that. Poor Doink had been run over with none other than the DX Express.
Doink was a Peeping Tom played by Elite Lord Sigma. Thanks for playing!
Day 1 begins now!
That clown fool was no match for the Original Gangsta anyway, getting his dumb townie ass run over by a train. New Jack wants to spill some blood, I have my staple gun & she callin for some scum!
A typical inactive kill which gives us nothing. Oh well.
Day 0 had very little posts so there's not much to go on right now. So let's get people talking so we can actually play this game!