Mafia XVII Game Thread - GAME OVER - 18 Ho Kogans Lose; 1 Warrior Wins

[[M] Ron - Cop Dad]

Refreshed from my WARRIOR nap, The Ultimate WARRIOR will lay on the boots of justice on scum of the womb of evolutiooooon.

Kurt Angle, you can feel it too? YOU CAN FEEL IT!

*chest bumps Kurt Angle*

It is time to give a smackdown to the NORMALS. Time to get foked.

##unvote: Kurt Angle

Jihadists are generally suicide bombers in the general sense.

New Jack would like to point out the words in the general sense. The Original Gangsta likes kicking ass & taking names but does not discrimination on religion y'all

That's... really not any better. Mafia accounts can't post in EoEO, right?

Hardy Boyz: Day 3 comes after Night 2.

(Breaks character) Well all I'm giving is one apology , I'm not getting bogged down in a discussion of the actual meaning of Jihad, I'm mean chill out

(Game face) Hardly Boys seem to be tripping themselves up, but since y'all actually speaking sense New Jack gonna listen

The Ultimate WARRIOR, fears not the rage of the pink elephants, new big Hogan, but will know that the WWF knows not the difference in the talk of the GOD! The Ultimate WARRIOR thinks the power of the Jihadis is merely a reflection of the WARRIOR's true purpose. To punish anyone who tries to harm him, someone, anyone, a target of his choice, because that is the way of DESTRUCITY!

To clear confusion, my post before Mini's was along the lines of "sucks to be Doink, hope you can come back by replacing an inactive" but maybe came out as "I hope your role of peeping tom gets recycled." Mini was agreeing with the second sentiment. I know this because I speak for him.

So Undertaker, HHH, and Mini are under scrutiny, but not Bagwell? That guy has been laying low too. Aaand reading down further, he's mentioned too.

Welcome aboard, Kurt Angle. A gold "metalist" is just what the Pink and Black Attack needs to cool down.

Jericho's and Show's bantering is all well and good, but do you see all that space it takes up? Garbage posts adding chaff to the air. Mafia tactic or is the Big Show really a Big Slow? And shame on you for going along with it, Jericho.

Welp, it is high time the Hitman looks after himself, because a vote not given is a vote against yourself. And maybe it's a little thin, but I'm turning on The Rock. The last time he was cooking something, he cooked an innocent town's goose. I don't like his choices.

##VOTE: The Rock

Bret Hogan, you talk like a WARRIOR, but you have not the reason of the Ultimate WARRIOR. Your reasons for voting are as shallow as the wailing of the fans, after the smackdown of a lifetime. This is WRESTLEMANIAAAA, and you will fulfill the destiny of your "being" or be destroyed by the Ultimate WARRIOR!

Alright, I'm going to let you guys do what you want with me. I of course hope the votes don't get stacked against me, but if they do it will at least free me up to do other things. As president of WCW I am a busy man. But I sure as hell am going to do my best to help my town as much as I can! So now I would like to focus on three sly devils who have been flying under the radar: Triple H, The Undertaker, and Max Mini. Each of them only have a handful of posts, enough to not be considered 'inactive' but not enough to get on anyone's radar. Until now!

They don't have many posts so it's easy enough to go through them.

Flair, if I voted Angle, would you?

He asked what I would do rather than just take the initiative. Maybe he was trying to feel me out, and if so, kudos. Or maybe he is just playing the sheep so that he seems like a nice guy trying to be cooperative!

##Unvote: Stone Cold
##Vote: Triple H

Nature boy, you take on the Ultimate Maniacs with your fancy talk, but for all you say is ulterior in motive, and I shall see it no longer. I need no frizz, I need no partners. Every man stands by his self. Like the Ultimate WARRIYAH! WHY TAZ!?

The Ultimate WARRIOR does not trust you, Nature Hogan, and you shall fear the eye of the mask of the Ultimate WARRIOR!

##vote: Nature Boy

You won't be able to click your heels and escape my matrix, Nature Hogan, at least until someone better shows up.

This. I'd hoped to wake up this morning to new posts from Triple H, Buff Bagwell and Max Mini, but this exchange is fairly telling. I had initially requested that Big Show explain his comment because I felt he may have some type of investigative powers and had evidence regarding Warrior. The fact that Jericho, already late to the game, jumped on the first semi-questionable thing he saw and ran with it is very, very suspicious to me.

I know how much of a bandwagon this looks like, but from the second I read Jericho's first post about Big Show it screeeeaaaaamed suspicion at me.

##vote: Chris Jericho

The air smells to the WARRIOR like the stink of Rikishi's ass, but also the smell of those new to WRESTLEMANIAAH! Instead of the new victims of the Ultimate WARRIOR, we should look at those who can strike back, Stone Hogan. Your puny steel bars of bandwagon cannot hold back. Through the power of dreams, I have traveled beyond the painful world of lost souls, Hoak Hogan, into a world within this universe where a being's only weapons are the cold hard steel of his self-belief, Ho Kogan. And the essence in his self, the animal in us ALL!

That being said, Big Show's post got me thinking... why should mafia have hit Warrior last night? Because you find him annoying or for something else?

I didn't say they should have, I said I would have. Because he's annoying. :P

Load the spaceship with the rocket fuel, for the WARRIOR is fueled up and will not rest until he lays a smackdown on you , Big Hogan! SKRONK!



*German suplex's Big Shot*

crack

...WARRIOR will take a little WARRIOR break, while he fixes his Ultimate WARRIOR back... strength.