Rikishi clambered to the top of the cage. His ass, being attached to him, followed suit. He stood on top and announced "Come, everyone! Let us bring an end to all of this killing! We can live in peace and dance together, like me and my brothers in Too Cool do!" Rikishi's Ass secretly disagreed with Rikishi. Either way, it mattered not - it could not talk.

Then, a mysterious masked figure climbed up after Rikishi. And then this happened. Rikishi was perfectly fine, but unfortunately his ass bore the worst of the blow, and died.

Rikishi's Ass was a Townie played by Jiro. Thanks for playing

Day 5 begins now! 9 remaining, 5 to lynch. It may be a bit less than 24 hours today as it is a Sunday and I have work but we'll see. There'll be 23 hours at least, I think.