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MISTAR JEHM DUGGAHN, WHAT-EVVERR YOURR NEHM IS, YOU NO GOOD JEH-BRONI SONOFFABETCH, AHREMEMBER LAST TIME, WHATTA WE DID TO YOU, YOU WAS A DERTY VHITE DOG ON TEH RING! AND ALL YOU FANS AND ALL THE VHITE PEEPLE AND ALL THE BLACK PEEPLE IN TEH SANFRANSISCO OAKLAND CALIFORNYA, EVERYBODY CALL U-S-A, U-S-A, BUT THE ANNUS INTELLIGENT AMERICAHN, THE ANNUS INTELLGIENT ARABIAN IRANIAN IN TEH OAKLAND SAW IT!! FOR I DID THAT TO YOU! And THAT peeple said, IRAN! IRAN! NOW! THIS TIME! Gonna be COMPLETLY DIFFRENT! I HOPE, SOMEBODY CALL IN THE OAKLAND CLAIFORNIA, OR SAN FRAN, SISCO, HOSPITEL, TO THE BRING THE AMBULANCE! REHMEMBER! JEHM DUGGAHN, DIS TIME SOMEBODY HAVE TO GO HOSPITEL! AND THAT, FOR SHURE IS YOU!

IRAN, NUMBEHR ONE! AMERICA, HAAAAAAAACK-PTOOEY!