"HO KOGAAAAAAAAN!" bellowed the Warrior, jabbing a finger at Stone Cold. "The WARRIOR has been sent by the gods themselves to destroy you! You will bend to my power, or face ultimate oblivion!"
"What? What? What? What?" taunted Austin.
"You do not understand my divine powers, HOAK HOGAN! Should I slam you through a table, or maybe I will cause your liver to spontaneously melt! The WARRIOR can do all!"
"I think you're the one who doesn't understand, boy. Austin 3:16 just whooped the town's ass."
"The WARRIOR is not TOWN!" replied The Ultimate Warrior.

And then using his divine powers, he shot lasers out of his nose at Austin, vaporizing him.

THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR IS THE TRUE WINNER OF WRESTLEMAFIA

Allow me to explain.

The Ultimate Warrior, aka Aerith's Knight, is a Chuckle Cousin. What is a Chuckle Cousin?

It is, to all intents and purposes, a survivor. He is neither town nor mafia, and will win if he is alive at the end. However, he is also our agent to do our bidding in this game and make it more fun.

Every day our dear Ultimate Warrior was given a task. If he succeeded, he was rewarded. If he failed, he was punished. Here's how it went down:

On Day One, he was told to get the Hardyz to let him join and become Warrior Hardy. He failed and would've come up guilty if a Cop or the Peeping Tom had targetted him.
On Day Two, he was tasked with getting Kurt Angle to post as he had been inactive. Angle did indeed post and Warrior was given a protective ability to protect someone from the next attempt on their life. It saved his own.
On Day Three, he was told to either seduce or enrage the Big Show. He failed, and was banned from voting the next day.
On Day Four, he was told to challenge MaxMini or The Undertaker to a match. It was brilliant, so we gave him a night kill.
On Day Five, we asked him to claim DEATHMASTER, take responsibility for Flair's death and threaten people with death unless they denounced Hogan. And you all went along with it. His reward was A TITLE SHOT!
On Day Six he had his title shot. He was told to claim another wrestler had touched him in the bad bad place and to try to get another wrestler to actually believe that . And Max Mini did. His reward? THE TITLE!

AK has been an utter genius and I have loved every second of watching him play. He wins and I don't care if you don't like it, he is a god damn hero.

Mafia come in second place, so you at least have that I guess!