You are the Mafia Godfather!

- You win with the mafia.
- Your mafia team-mate is Bret Hart.
- If a cop investigates you, you will come up as innocent.
- You are immune to night kills.
- The mafia forum is here: Gobbledegooker

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You are the Mafia Framer!

- You win with the mafia.
- Your mafia team-mate is Stone Cold.
- Every night you can choose to plant suspicious evidence on one person. They will appear as guilty if a Cop investigates them.
- The mafia forum is here: Gobbledegooker

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You are the Mafia Traitor!

- You win with the mafia.
- Your mafia team-mates are Bret Hart and Stone Cold - they do NOT know your identity.
- Every night you can send them a three word message, and they can send one to you.
- You CANNOT reveal your identity to them in this message, or give any sneaky hints!
- If they die, you die.

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You are the Copycat Killer!

You think the mafia are pretty cool and would like to follow in their footsteps.

- You currently have no abilities. Think of yourself as Vanilla Town.
- If the mafia are wiped out on Day 5 or earlier, you become a Serial Killer. You will gain a night kill ability and win when all others are dead.
- If it's Day 6 and they're still not dead, you are upset by the death brought upon your fellow townies and will have a change of heart. You will win with the town.
- Regardless, you're a shady dude. If a cop investigates you, he WILL find you guilty.

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You are the Chuckle Cousin!

Congratulations! You have the best role in the game and are our favourite person! The gods have smiled upon you!

- You're neutral. Town? Mafia? Who gives a smurf! You win if you're alive at the end of the game regardless of who else wins.
- We will assign you a task every day. If you complete this task, you could win a fabulous prize! Maybe cop powers! Maybe an extra vote the next day! Maybe a night kill! WHO KNOWS!!!
- However, if you smurf it up, we will be very disappointed and punish you. You might be found guilty if a cop investigates you. Maybe you will mysteriously receive votes the next day. Maybe you will die! WHO KNOWS!!!

(Prizes and punishments are examples. Your prize and punishment experience may vary)

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You are the Jihadist!

- You want to blow people up for the glory of Al Qaeda.
- You have 1 (ONE) daykill. You can kill anyone, but it will also kill you in the process. It is a suicide attack.
- To perform it, you must make at least 1 (ONE) post preceding the attack where you repeatedly accuse your target of being an infidel. You may then make another post saying ##SUICIDE BOMB: (name). Screams of ALLAHU ACKBAR encouraged.
- You will win if the moderators deem your suicide attack to be funny.

If you do not want a subjective win condition:
- If you are alive at the end of the game, you win with the town.

Also of note:
- You are NOT a bomb. You just have one.

***NOTE: We did not tell Shiny she would actually explode on a random target at death. This is because the TICK TOCK IM A BOMB HEH crap annoys me. ***
***ALSO NOTE: With regards to the controversy - if anyone finds this offensive then they can shove it up their arse! No, of course not all muslims are terrorists. Muslims in general are smurfing awesome. It's a bit of light-hearted satire that performs beautiful social commentary on a defining social issue of our times. ... ***

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You are a Cop!

- You win with the town.
- Every night you can choose to investigate one person. You will be given either the following result: GUILTY or INNOCENT.

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You are a Miller!

Uh-oh! All the ILLEGAL NARCOTICS you have been dealing has come back to bite you in the ass!

- You win with the town.
- Unfortunately, due to aforementioned narcotics, you will be found guilty if a cop investigates you.

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You are the Vigilante!

- You have a gun. It has one bullet. Use it at night time.
- Every night, please inform us whether or not you intend to make a kill. Obviously if you do intend to kill someone, tell us who. If you take a long time to tell us we're just going to assume you do not want to make a kill and it's your own bloody fault for not telling us sooner!
- Once you've made your one kill, that's it.
- You win with the town.

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You are the Peeping Tom!

You are a despicable pervert who likes nothing better than sneaking around at night, peering in through the windows of other wrestlers, hoping to see them changing. However, you may see other, more useful things.

- Every night, submit a night action as to whose house you wish to visit.
- When you have visited, you will be told who, if anyone, visited that person's house that night.
- You win with the town.

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You are the Governor!

- You have the power to stop a lynch.
- To stop a lynch, let us know before we have typed up the flavour. Obviously this is not a particularly long time frame (and it has to be, for gameflow purposes) so if you let us know long in advance you wish to stop a lynch if it looks like someone you like is going to end up biting it, that'd help everyone.
- You can't stop your own lynch.
- You may only stop 2 (TWO) lynches.

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You are the Beloved Princess!

- You're the town's most popular person!
- If you die in any way, be it by lynch or by kill, the entire town will take the next day off to mourn your tragic loss.
- You win with the town.

Dan did the townie PMs (which Del Murder received too) so I don't have those but they're not all that exciting.