LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE MAIN EVENT OF WRESTLEMAFIA!
We have a fatal four way for the EoFF Heavyweight Title!
Stone Cold Steve Austin, the Texas Rattlesnake, vs the 500 pound Big Show, vs the also 500 pound Max Mini vs the ULTIMATE WARRIOR!
The Ultimate Warrior was nowhere to be seen, and refused to vote in the contest, so it became a Triple Threat. Austin immediately begin to open a can of whoop ass on the Big Show, Lou Thesz pressing him and raining down right hands. However, you cannot keep a man the size of The Big Show down for long, and he immediately regained the upper hand. He powerbombed Austin, and began to whale on Stone Cold's face with his huge, ham-sized fists. He pulled Austin to his feet and gripped his neck with his hand. This was it! Chokeslam!
But no! Max Mini came steaming in, and hurled himself off the turnbuckle, armed with a steel chair. BAM! The Big Show was down for the count, and Austin picked up the win!
Austin was handed the title belt and his new friend Max Mini celebrated with him.
"We have helped the town win, Austin! We've done it!" the short man exclaimed.
"I'm on the only side I've always been on" replied Austin "and that's mine" before hitting Max Mini with a Stone Cold Stunner!
YouTube - Stone Cold Theme Song
The Big Show was a Townie played by Roto 13.
Max Mini was a Townie played by eternal essence, and then Raistlin.
Stone Cold was a Mafia Godfather played by fire_of_avalon.
"Austin 3:16 says we just whooped your ass!" yelled Stone Cold. "This is for my fallen brothers, The Rock and Bret Hart!"
THE MAFIA WIN!
...or do they?
YouTube - wwf ultimate warrior theme music