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An ad once told me that gays will teach our children about gay sex in elementary. Is this your agenda?

Yes. Gay sex ed is a new governemnt policy.

By what year do you plan to have taken over the planet?

Two thousand and fabulous.

How often do you cruise public bathrooms for anonymous sex? All the time or only sometimes?

All the time.

Do you often go out specifically looking for men to turn gay?

EDIT: Cheater -.-

If they're good-looking enough.

All the time or only sometimes?

ALL TIEMZ

Do you make a lot of sexually explicit posts on your facebook and then accuse people of being homophobic when they're all like "ew why are you posting all of these graphic details of what goes in your butt I don't need to know."

I'm actually a virgin, tbh. My Facebook's pretty clean.

*Gay high-five*

*gay high-five*

Gay five!

*gay five*

What the H,E, double L is the gay yaoi clause? I can't find it on google :/

1. Yaoi is for girls by girls.
2. Yaoi is fantasy, it bears little to no relationship to actual gay couples.
3. Therefore, gay men as a whole do not like yaoi and to discuss it with them is silly.

Whats your favourite synonym and euphemism for penis?

You can go top 5 if its too hard to pick your favourite (teehee hard)

1. Schlong
2. Flesh Musket
3. Stairway to Heaven
4. Space Mountain
5. Disco Stick