Ask a BAMF

[fire_of_avalon]

What's the most ass you've ever kicked?

This one time on the last season of The Ultimate Fighter, GSP was studying some kind of martial arts on Mount Everest and Josh Koscheck was texting on three blackberries at one time. The guys in the house were bored so I decided to have a free for all match. It took me 3 minutes and 48 seconds to get all the submissions. I would've done it in 3 minutes flat but one dude started to cry and I had to ease up.

Oh, so it's almost the same as a BAMS then.

What is the most mothersmuferish thing you've done lately?

Ate a pinecone.

If you were to kick one staff member's ass, who would it be?

Are you BAMF enough to ignore a double post?

BoB's.

What double post?

foa, have I got enough sack?

Yes ma'am, yes you do. I expect you to show up for BAMF training at sometimeamsharp tomorrow.