Ask a BAMF

[fire_of_avalon]

What's the most ass you've ever kicked?

This one time on the last season of The Ultimate Fighter, GSP was studying some kind of martial arts on Mount Everest and Josh Koscheck was texting on three blackberries at one time. The guys in the house were bored so I decided to have a free for all match. It took me 3 minutes and 48 seconds to get all the submissions. I would've done it in 3 minutes flat but one dude started to cry and I had to ease up.

Oh, so it's almost the same as a BAMS then.

What is the most mothersmuferish thing you've done lately?

Ate a pinecone.

If you were to kick one staff member's ass, who would it be?

Are you BAMF enough to ignore a double post?

BoB's.

What double post?

foa, have I got enough sack?

Yes ma'am, yes you do. I expect you to show up for BAMF training at sometimeamsharp tomorrow.

[Shlup]

As soon as I saw Laddy's thread I knew there was going to be a handful of spinoffs.

When are you going to foxy box me?

[Pheesh]

Are you bad ass enough to film and post a video of you and Shlup foxy boxing?

[fire_of_avalon]

As soon as I saw Laddy's thread I knew there was going to be a handful of spinoffs.

When are you going to foxy box me?

I don't want to hurt your pretty face. Or your pretty anything else

Are you bad ass enough to film and post a video of you and Shlup foxy boxing?

See above.

[Bunny]

Do you like hot dogs?

[NeoCracker]

Why does it hurt when I pee?

[fire_of_avalon]

Do you like hot dogs?

Yep.

Why does it hurt when I pee?

Not enough BAMFitude in your bladder. You can come to training with allie.

[escobert]

I refuse to answer all these questions cuz I'm a BAMF

[Meat Puppet]

bruce willis is my dad
unfortunately i take after my mother
demi moore

[Mirage]

What's the most ass you've ever kicked?

This one time on the last season of The Ultimate Fighter, GSP was studying some kind of martial arts on Mount Everest and Josh Koscheck was texting on three blackberries at one time. The guys in the house were bored so I decided to have a free for all match. It took me 3 minutes and 48 seconds to get all the submissions. I would've done it in 3 minutes flat but one dude started to cry and I had to ease up.

But knockouts are way more badass than submissions .

[Roto13]

Did you edit my post or did rubarb?

[Rodarian]

If you were a guy and was asked to make a baby with one of the single ladies of eyes on..Who would it be


Oh and will you have a spin with me around the merry-go-round.

[Clo]

How near to you can I go before I catch on fire due to the BAMF rays you give off?

[Peegee]

who is your favorite asian eoffer?

[Shiny]

If you could play in any Quentin Tarantino film, what would it be and why?