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    Default The EOFF ONION

    not at all like the regular ONION, post shocking articles here. I have this:
    Boy kills mother over PlayStation

    I couldn't find the one where a mom made her son kill a hamster with a hammer because he failed a test
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    what a dumbass

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    Parenting is a game of eat or be eaten. My children will fear me. When I take away their Nintendo they will say "Thank you, Mother, for teaching us."

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    My favorite quote wasn't even in the article;
    nunya

    Thu, 02 Dec 2010 05:34:01

    this is so Capitle S.T.U.P.E.D i wiss i can do that actioly i dont need to wish i got someone already that must just mean that they are lonly


    Brettzky

    Tue, 14 Dec 2010 11:25:03

    Check out the spelling on nunya. Hey nunya,....your S.T.U.P.I.D.

    Because I'm one hell of a butler.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ShlupQuack View Post
    Parenting is a game of eat or be eaten. My children will fear me. When I take away their Nintendo they will say "Thank you, Mother, for teaching us."
    Can I call you mommy?

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    Quote Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by ShlupQuack View Post
    Parenting is a game of eat or be eaten. My children will fear me. When I take away their Nintendo they will say "Thank you, Mother, for teaching us."
    Can I call you mommy?
    Thats freaky

    Because I'm one hell of a butler.

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    She prefers Daddy.
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    Kinky.

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    Why would you call it the EoFF Onion if it's not at all like the Onion
    This twenty-year-old boy was distinguished from childhood by strange qualities, a dreamer and an eccentric. A girl fell in love with him, and he went and sold her to a brothel...

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    Maybe I could get my nephew to kill people I don't like with a claw hammer if I threaten to take away his DS if he doesn't.


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    Quote Originally Posted by kotora View Post
    Why would you call it the EoFF Onion if it's not at all like the Onion
    mmmm. onions....
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