Ask an Attention Whore

[Roto13]

Go on, ask me what it's like to be so honest.

[Rocket Edge]

Roto, what's it like to be so honest?

[Roto13]

Roto, what's it like to be so honest?

It's really hard because sometimes I want to lie about stuff. Like sometimes I don't want to be honest about the fact that I can shoot laser beams out of my eyes and have a flying car that can also travel through space.

[Rodarian]

How much do you hate me roto...Is it because I'm a Muslim!

[Roto13]

How much do you hate me roto...Is it because I'm a Muslim!

I don't hate you! I rejected your Facebook friend request because I don't really know you that well.

My best friend is Muslim, actually. Like, hardcore Saudi Arabian FOB Muslim.

[Yar]

Did you have another account here while you were banned

[Roto13]

Did you have another account here while you were banned

[Old Manus]

Don't worry Rodarian, I'm sure there's an Islamophobe contingent around these parts that is more than welcoming to hate you.

[Bunny]

If you were walking down the street and saw two dudes going at it in what you consider a "sexy way", what would your initial and secondary reactions be? Would they include boners?

[Clo]

Dear Attention Whore,

How can I get more attention?

And not from NorthernChaosGod.

But like... normal attention.

Thanks.

[NorthernChaosGod]

What's the most attention you've ever received?

Dear Attention Whore,

How can I get more attention?

And not from NorthernChaosGod.

But like... normal attention.

Thanks.

[Roto13]

If you were walking down the street and saw two dudes going at it in what you consider a "sexy way", what would your initial and secondary reactions be? Would they include boners?

First would be to faint because my delicate sensibilities would have been offended. If they were still going at it when I came to, I would probably film it.

Dear Attention Whore,

How can I get more attention?

And not from NorthernChaosGod.

But like... normal attention.

Thanks.

Threaten to kill yourself in a chat room. Trust me, this works.

What's the most attention you've ever received?

One time I went on a televised talent show and everyone thought I would fail because my dress was ugly and my hair was messy but then I sang a song from a musical and people clapped and cheered and everyone was shocked and then it got posted on YouTube.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Vid or it didn't happen.

[Mirage]

How much attention did you whore out yesterday? Can you try to get more attention from me?

[Roto13]

How much attention did you whore out yesterday? Can you try to get more attention from me?

Yesterday I started to cry in the middle of a busy street and got all kinds of attention. I get plenty of attention from you already!