Ask my invisible friend Sparvy Spook.

[Ultima Shadow]

why would anyone wear clothes if they're invisible

Sparvy: Because it's cold outside! ^_^;

If you're invisible, why do you bother answering pointless questions on a Final Fantasy board instead of sneaking into the changing rooms of your prefered gender and robbing banks?

Also why would you hang around Ultima Shadow?

Sparvy: I'm a magical, flying, invisible schoolgirl of justice! ~ I don't do bad things like that! ~<3~ ^.^

He gives me free candy, as long as I let him do strange things with me at night. <3 I don't really get it, but it feels kinda funny~ ^_^

I'm a schoolgirl too

Filled to the rim with girlish glee, don'tcha know

Sparvy: Oh my, how adorable! ~ ^_^ ~~~ Let's be magical schoolgirls together!!! ~~ ^.^