Ask my invisible friend Sparvy Spook.

[Ultima Shadow]

...not that the fact that he's invisible actually means anything, since you wouldn't be able to see him anyway!


Sparvy Spook is a flying, magical schoolgirl who saves the world from destruction on a daily basis.

Yes, HE is a schoolGIRL. Don't ask how that's possible. Or actually, please do. Sparvy himself might be able to give you the answere.

Now, say hi to everyone Sparvy.


Sparvy: Hiiiiii everyoooooone~~^_^<3!!!~

[Jiro]

I was immediately reminded of Trowa, Albedo and Rubedo.

[NorthernChaosGod]

How can he be a schoolgirl?

[Carl the Llama]

How can he be a schoolgirl?

By dressing up as a schoolgirl and skipping down the road saying "lalalaaa I'm a schoolgirl?" lol

[Jiro]

I missed that bit. I'm a little bit creeped out now. Does Sparvy identify as a male or female? Gender neutral?

[Rodarian]

He's a cross dresser or a transsexual...

[Ultima Shadow]

How can he be a schoolgirl?

Sparvy: I'm a boy who deep within my heart wishes to be a schoolgirl, and dresses up like one! ^o^ Or maybe it was the other way around. I don't remember. TEE-HEEE~!!! ^.^; <3~~

I missed that bit. I'm a little bit creeped out now. Does Sparvy identify as a male or female? Gender neutral?

Sparvy: I'm both and none at the same time. I'm just Sparvy - the magical, invisible, flying schoolgirl-boy who saves the world on a daily basis. That's all there is to it. ^_^ ~

[NorthernChaosGod]

Who's stronger, you or Goku?

[Ultima Shadow]

Who's stronger, you or Goku?

Sparvy: Goku is physically stronger. But with my magical love laser, I can overcome anything! <3 ~~ ^.^ ~

[kotora]

How can he be a schoolgirl?

By dressing up as a schoolgirl and skipping down the road saying "lalalaaa I'm a schoolgirl?" lol

why would anyone wear clothes if they're invisible

[blackmage_nuke]

If you're invisible, why do you bother answering pointless questions on a Final Fantasy board instead of sneaking into the changing rooms of your prefered gender and robbing banks?

Also why would you hang around Ultima Shadow?

[Vyk]

I'm a schoolgirl too

Filled to the rim with girlish glee, don'tcha know

[あるはずのないピカチュウ]

Hi, I am Pikachu's Hat that shouldn't exist, except the name got cut off for some reason.

[Ultima Shadow]

why would anyone wear clothes if they're invisible

Sparvy: Because it's cold outside! ^_^;

If you're invisible, why do you bother answering pointless questions on a Final Fantasy board instead of sneaking into the changing rooms of your prefered gender and robbing banks?

Also why would you hang around Ultima Shadow?

Sparvy: I'm a magical, flying, invisible schoolgirl of justice! ~ I don't do bad things like that! ~<3~ ^.^

He gives me free candy, as long as I let him do strange things with me at night. <3 I don't really get it, but it feels kinda funny~ ^_^

I'm a schoolgirl too

Filled to the rim with girlish glee, don'tcha know

Sparvy: Oh my, how adorable! ~ ^_^ ~~~ Let's be magical schoolgirls together!!! ~~ ^.^