Oh, yeah, you guys live in America. I agree that collagen and plastic surgery are a bit on the 'yerk' side of pornography. I thought you were talking about girls who are naturally busty and don't need whatever facial surgery they do these days because they're still only about 18-21 and probably naive... which pretty much sums up most page 3 girls in the UK.

As for proper porn rather than page 3 porn (ie softcore images), everyone should know by now that the only way you see real girls these days is via amateurs.

I don't care about hair extensions. So long as I'm not running my fingers through their hair, it's not making much of a difference, is it?