Here they're giant, beastly, vicious creatures with a love for MORE than just chips. Sausage Rolls, Savaloys, Sarnies. The lot, they just dive down and deprive you of anything they can get their mucky little beaks on you can lose an eye, or a finger if its pissed off. They're about 1.5ft tall almost, or probably bigger if I could measure properly D:Originally Posted by Heath
I think my immediate reaction of 'bloody hell' probably means it trumps everything else suggested.
Seagulls are the most ferocious animals ever. I live on the coast near tourist resorts. Tourists like fish and chips when they come to seaside resorts. Sea gulls like fish and chips. Tourists like to give sea gulls easy access to fish and chips. Tourists go home. Other 9 months of the year, locals with food get bullied, pestered and attacked by seagulls. Horrid creatures.
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