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    Default how to trick people into thinking you're good looking

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYpwAtnywTk

    i found this hilarious, and scarily true to life. my only concern is that she's being semi-serious and not as parody-y as i first thought. either way, it's a good laugh

    what do you reckon? guys especially - what do you think of over-tanned, over-bleached, over-made-up girls?
    if finding love is just a dance, proximity and chance, you will excuse me if i skip the masquerade

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    I... didn't think there was anything remotely serious about that xD

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    Aww so the video isn't about alcohol?

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    She actually looked kinda nice at the end. Does that make me shallow?

    It does kind of look like a costume, though. Just a socially acceptable one that happens to look pretty okay.

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    I can't YT at work. I'm going to infer they took a plain jane and made her hot using a makeover?

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    Run at them in a straight line and hope for the best.

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    Put a photo of a neckbeard on your sweater.


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    Normality in my city.
    But seriously that's like lying with your body/face. At first you think the girl has a nice and clean face. And on Sunday mornings...pimples show up. LOTS of them.

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    Hahahahaa

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    Personally, I prefer a prolonged campaign of mind-altering drugs and brainwashing.

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    Lol, I still think she looked kind of cute in the beginning. And hot at the end, I think it was the whore eyeshadow.

    As fo the topic, I live in Southern California, what do you think?

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    You live on whore island, Julian? Then you've probably hooked up with a few of these fake hotties. You've caught the ugly, we can't hang out anymore.

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    Whores are good lays. And you obviously haven't looked in the mirror lately. /smug

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    Quote Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod View Post
    Whores are good lays.
    A used blow up doll does not count as a whore, Julian.

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    That's just the warm up.

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