That he is a terrible fraud and should be deported to French Canada.
That he is a terrible fraud and should be deported to French Canada.
CRIKEY MATES! HOW YA GOING, NEED ANOTHER BEER MATE? GORRR LOOK AT THAT THERE CROC, AIN'T SHE A BEAUTY MATE. I'LL THROW ANOTHER SHRIMP ON THE BARBIE FOR YOUR SHEILA MATE. AIN'T SHE A FINE PIECE OF ASS. OH G'DAY SKIPPY.
how about that boxing day test match
there was a picture here
All out for under a hundred. Man I don't think anyone has sucked this bad. But I don't even watch cricket so I don't really care, you guys can have the ashes. I'll still pretend to be angry that you whipped our asses or something. The best team is gonna win and then Australia's going to be all butthurt and blame and bitch and complain while the English gloat like mothersmurfers and I'm just going to be sitting in my relaxing chair having a couple drinks not giving a . Because that's how I roll.
Yeah...but at least we drink our beer cold. You sick smurfs.
pretty sure everybody everywhere does this. It reminds me of something my old History teacher said. He and some other students went to visit Russia during the Cold War to see other students there, and the Russians were absolutely convinced Britain was filled with workhouses where the poor were sent to prison for being, well, poor. Britain hadn't had these for well over a hundred years. It was just propaganda to convince them the USSR's silly commie ideals were kickin' rad. Likewise, I think this cold beer thing is propaganda to make you Australians feel better about being inferior to all other nations (besides the French, naturally) at all things.
Stereotypes are usually based in truth. Tea drinkers with bad teeth? That's us! Warm beer? What the smurf are you darned convicts on about?
I think they're referencing the fact that they cannot comprehend the joys of real ale :manus:
there was a picture here
Would take a warm English beer over a cold bottle of whatever gutter filth the convicts are currently throwing down their necks tbh, easily the makers of the worst beer in the world.