Geordie stereotypes are fun, apparently we're all brown ale addicted, cold tolerant fat bastards with a liking for kebabs, gaan oot on the tap and knocking someone's heed off.

In reality, I'm mostly tea total, hardly drink unless i'm out, I can't take the cold because i'm so thin, I hate kebabs and well I hardly go out on the pull because I get jumped on. Every time. D:

So yeah, Tea sipping, cricket loving, buck toothed, queenie bashing, civilised gentlemen my arse XD