You're going to win 'cause I retired. You weren't able to take me when I was at my prime. I reached the top of the mountain, bro. I went out on top. Spam? So 2004! I live the high life of screwing with people's profiles for fun now, I don't need to out-spam punks like you. I'm Rocky without the sequels.

Also, no China jokes. Short person jokes and old person jokes! You're like Shlup and Levian rolled into one and it's oh-so beautiful