no, I did not confuse gauze for my tongue, although the hydrocodone has led to some interesting waking dreams.

I have stitches; how is there a hole big enough for things to fall into? (I can't open my mouth wide enough to actually see, which is why I ask)
whiningoh maaaaaaaaaaaan. This sucks! I can barely open my mouth, and I'm so tired. But at least my parents and kishi are taking good care of me. aaaaaagh