BEST MEMBER:
Best member? More like WORST member.
Bunny...
...punches babies. I mean I can’t really go on more than that. It’s what he does. He sits around corners and prepares to punch babies when they come by. Why are babies going around corners while he’s lying in wait? Well it’s at the hospital. He punches newborns. Newborns who race each other in wheelchairs down the hall.
Guardian XIII...
...sacrifices kittens to the demon overlords. He breeds cats so he has multiple liters of kittens at a time and then proceeds to sacrifice them to “demons” in his basement, which also happens to be where he sleeps. He’s sleeping with the devil.
Psychotic...
...well come on, his name should explain his horrible actions in the Pastry War of ’02. There were blueberries scattered across the walls. The streets were lined with deep Indigo colors of our fellow berry friends. He held duel wisks. There was batter everywhere.
Raistlin...
…. Bikini picture should explain that. I don’t even have to go into it. I’ll save your eyes, THIS time. SO have a smilie face instead.
Rantzien...
...Preaches to teenagers that smoking is
cool. Also that sex is totally safe. He’s a menace and should be taken out of our schools lest he continues to corrupt our children. He tells young asian boys to take photos while smoking! He's horrible!
Shlupquack...
...runs a Disney princess themed Prostitution ring. It actually makes quite a lot of money. She pulls underaged girls away from Disneyland so they are the appropriate ages of the young Disney princesses. She also beats them? Yeah we’ll go with that too. Ok stop staring at sexy belle.
Are any of these people the one you want being your best member for the next 6 months? Really? Well… Alright then, continue…