Originally Posted by Jiro
This is the pity award. This is where we give somebody a Ciddie, saying "there there, see, we appreciate you" without pointing out that we actually think they have absolutely no other significant traits or abilities. It's also what I like to call the "kick in the balls Ciddie", because the winner usually only wins this Ciddie and they spend the next six months crying themselves to sleep.
But that's not to say we shouldn't be supportive of our super average nominees. I mean, it's still better than winning Most Underrated, amirite? But that's another award.
Our nominees are as follows:
Miriel - Miriel has been here far too long to have not won a Ciddie before. You guys are all smurfing pathetic for making her wait so long. If I'm right then she should be winning a Ciddie soon anyway (if not already...I can only hope not).
Naomi The Insane - This nomination is less insulting for Naomi The Insane because she is only new, therefore it's probably a compliment for people to think she will win a Ciddie.
Timekeeper - If he didn't go off on month long benders all the time and visited EoFF more than just when Mafia is on then perhaps he would have won a Ciddie sooner. It's hard enough, what with him being an Australian and nobody really liking Australians because we're weird and on the other side of the world and we have stupid laws. I mean really stupid.
Well now we should probably reveal the winner so everybody can clap and cheer and the winner can accept their award with a heavy heart and the tears beginning to pool at the corner of the eye, whispering "next Ciddies I will win".
