Nicest Member
Some people are just nice. There’s no other word to describe them. They frolic all around, and give people a loving feeling inside. It’s hard to act nice online, especially when you’re surrounded by so much elitism, but some people can do the unthinkable, and just act nice. So, I feel we should take a closer look at what these nice people do for us, sunshine, rainbows, and all.
Guardian XIII
Guardians are typically nice anyway, with all the risking their lives to save others type of deal. Guardian XIII, our dear Eric, is no different. He’s friendly and funny, being very comforting to newbies and veterans alike. He’s like our douchey big brother’s nice buddy, he’s kind and gives you a bit of his Snickers and let you win a couple of rounds of Mortal Kombat. Not that he’d admit it.
Jessweeee♪
Oh Jess, one of the nicest people ever. She shines like the Texas sun, always friendly and comforting. She always has kind words to say and advice to give. She will give you hugs when you’re down and high-fives when you’re happy. She’s like the nice girl who shows you around when you move to a new school, always happy and always friendly.
Levian
It’s hard to find a guy nicer than Levian. I dare you to try. Levian is friendly and always cracking people up. He’s nice and supportive to all, serving as a great buddy to all. Without Levian, EoFF would be a sad and sorrowful place. He’s like the nice bartender who gets you a free drink and gives you nice advice whenever you need it.
Rantzien
Rantzien is the all-around nice guy. He’s always honest but tender, giving people support when needed. Rantzien never fails to show support and lift the chins of people, no matter just how low that fall. Rantzien is like the cute bassist that you admired in college that would always hug you when you were down and feeling bleak.
Rye
Rye is just the sweetest thing ever. She always gives a helping hand to make things just right. She could harm no one or turn down anyone. She makes you feel all warm and fuzzy and shows you just how nice people can be. Rye is a angel. She’s like your favorite fag hag who scouts out boys with you and buys you a nice pea coat just because.
Shorty
Shorty is short in stature, but not in heart. She’s kind and supportive in all your endeavors and gives hugs for all. She never fails to surprise you with kind words and friendly advice, whether it be a shoulder to cry on or a much-needed compliments. Shorty makes you feel like you’re the tallest person around, regardless of how down you are.
Well, that’s our six nominees. Each has contributed a wealth of friendliness and warmth to our often bleak forum. Without them, EoFF just wouldn’t be fun anymore. So show them all your support and love, and if that fails, so have a corgi and keep showing your love!