Rye is unable to make it to write this speech. There was an unfortunate incident involving a lit fart and well... Iceglow has decided to step in to help write this speech. Be gentle on the little lamb.
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Awrite then we're going to be doing this Causer-smif style then. I'm Iceglow AKA The Raven and you all know me from the general gaming forum where I was one of the ninja turtles in Halo thwee, well I was supposed to be until (and this
is smurfing asburd.) I had work that day at HMV, the fwagship store in the busiest strreet in the world in london. Anyway I'm basing this on how my mum would like you if you were brought home to her (of course it wouldn't be me doing that, i would be too busy shagging your mum and especially Paul's mum at the same time, you know that's the way i lean obviously.) because i can't tell if a man is sexy or not since that's the way i lean obviously, so
it would be my hag sister who disconnected the rwouter if we pretended she could get a man as sexy as paul I mean the contestants here.
rite, OK, we have Blues Agent's package aka the masterdong of wittle geoffry. it's great because this one time i was pwaying halo with the boys and
suddenly Dan starts saying "WITTLE GEFFRY WITTLE GEFFRY MMMMBRRRRR" while I pretty much sniped God out of the sky it was a great night, great memories of the boys. Blue's Agent's a really awright guy. I see him posting a lot in general gaming a lot and he's also a Asian which reminds me that I as on the underground to work in the fwagshop HMV on Oxford street and as I sit down this Asian bird sits across from me. And I swear it she was giving me the eye like nothing else, there was only one thing on her mind (Shagging, and it wasn't with Dan's mum either, ill tell you that.) Oh and my mum would probably like the bloke because he is good at video games, like me, so she would be reminded of me, and she loves her son. plus blues agent works hard on eoff like I do at HMV so she would like that too. OK then enano, well Ive never seen the man myself, but this yeti ski mask avatar is really hot like stupid sexy fwanders, and actually that reminds me let me tell you all on behalf of HMV we have the box set of Simpsons on sale for da howidays I was actually stocking it when I saw Marilyn Manson snorting a line of dwugs (my mum wouldn't approve of that
so enano would already be better in mum's eyes than Marilyn Manson, good going mate) in the bathroom stall. I heard from one of the boys that enano has a really awesome beard. my mum would like him for that because it would remind her of me, since my polish blood lets me grow a three inch beard in just about a day, so she would relate to him and let him into the family. the first then you need to know about Jiro then is that he is an awstrawian which means he probalby hasnt shagged a sheep (unfortunately the same cant be said about his mom and my Causer-smif dick) Seriously though awstrawia has smurfing hot birds have you even seen the barmaids there? man, the other day i was on the train this awstrawian woman stepped on with blonde hair and long sexy legs man, and she gave me the eye without a doubt, i may put up a missed connections on cwagslist later anyway back to our friend Jiro, he also has long feminine legs. too bad for him that he's not a bird otherwise he could ride da elephantttttt MMMMMBRRRR. i guess mum would like him because he is goodlooking fellow, too hot for my sis though, am i right mate? well when i first heard of ranzien i laughed I thought who would call their childn ponce but then i learned he's from SCAAAHNdanavia so that explains it. speaking of which I saw this one icelander bird on the underground going to work at HMV once and she was well sexy plus she was giving yours truly the eye i could have had a dead filthy shag with her but i had to give Bono of U2 a tour of the shop so i didn't have the chance to get her number. anyway pontus would do well if you took him home to me mum beause he is a friendl;y man and very polite which women all like, plus he is not afraid of having a strawberry fight with marsha bananar, girls like that sort of thing. much too good for my witch sister and she would cut him off from talking to his mum and dad back in noway. speaking of denmark, there's Levian. He is a really cool bwoke who i would vigorously hump. in the face in halo, that's a teabag and i am the prince of the teabag, I'll have you know. anyway seriously Levian is cool and he takes photos that the girls really like. even though he's too good for my sister, i know she woudl totally cwush harder on him than i cwush jackals with my warthog in halo thwee (Though i totally ride in the back anyway because the boys need me as a sniper to save their skins afterall and that's what boys do when they pway with the boys.) "ok laddy laddy laddy what to say about laddy. i guess its a different audience who voted for him lol not that i am an expert but i don't judge eiether whatever floats your boat even if i can't understand why you wouldn't like a nice piece of skirt. well anyway talking about laddy he certainly loves his corgis which women must find sweet and adorable me mum always told my sistder judge a man by the pets he keeps so those cute puppies must net attention though personally i wuold want a tough dog like a hustky but again i don't judge. laddy is definitely a snappy dresser and i hear you'll get his attention if you tell him "you're the only ten I see" hahaha that's a pun you see because he is from tennessee. humor brought to you causer-smif style. Awright, okay okay what can we say about mr rodarion? he's another snappy dressed but this time because he's an actual fashion designer! wow, there's something that'll net the women right there, the man knows how to dress himself and how to dress you girls (though i prefer undressing you hhehehe ). also a successful man like roadarion wouldn't have to put up with my sister's bull
he can just buy new internet whenever he wants and he can tell her to smurf off. you'd think i could do the same but apparently working at the fwagshop hmv shop in London isn't enough success for her whatever you can't stop The Raven from getting online and dishing out comments on all the lovely ladies as well as twolling everyone who plasys halo with my skills (I'm the second best on eoff except for paul)
anyway, enjoy the rest of your
ty Ciddies I have a date with a dildo, and that's to use to shag your mum. don't listen to what Dan said, i don't use it because my size is too small. it's because i'm too big. take it from paul's mum.
(Oh and if I dont win most hardcore winner i'll get you with me sniper wifle.)
Originally Posted by Rye's Sexiest Male Speech
Rye is unable to make it to write this speech. There was an unfortunate incident involving a lit fart and well... Iceglow has decided to step in to help write this speech. Be gentle on the little lamb.
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