Now every good sandwich loving man will know that women are truly wonderful creatures. They get stuck in and make you sandwiches and . But you have to appreciate the fact that they look good too. I mean you wouldn't be eating those sandwiches if women looked like Gollum now would you?

So next time you're being a chauvinistic prick, remember that being nice to the super hot female will probably net you more than just sandwiches. And then finally you'll be able to go down to the pub and brag that after 30 years you can finally say it's not just your mom's tits that you suckled.

PEACE