Ciddies Revelations! End of Year 2010!

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Happy New Year! What better way to ring in the new year than to sit in front of your computer waiting to find out if you won that internet award.

We know that some of you may be thinking “Isn't this is the end of year Ciddies?”, and to that we say SHUT UP!

This isn't your grandma's award show! This is our award show! This is...

Ciddies


From


HELL!

It's going to be a wild ride. We suggest you tell your loved ones goodbye, make your peace with God, and maybe get a nice snack while you're at it.

Voting Tally is now up in this first post. Check it out, everyone!

1. Best Member
Guardian XIII..9
Rantzien.......8
Bunny..........7
ShlupQuack.....7
Psychotic......6
Raistlin.......5
RSL............1

2. Best Male
Guardian XIII.....9
Rantzien..........8
Blues Agent.......6
Jiro..............6
NorthernChaosGod..5
I'm my own MILF...4
Psychotic.........4
RSL...............1

3. Best Female
Shorty..........8
Clo.............7
Rye.............7
fire_of_avalon..6
Jessweeee♪......6
Fujiko..........5
ShlupQuack......3
RSL.............1

4. Best Admin
Rantzien.........11
Del Murder.......8
Psychotic........7
Roogle...........6
ShlupQuack.......5
Kawaii Ryûkishi..2
Loony BoB........2
RSL..............1
Cid..............0

5. Best Cid's Knight
fire_of_avalon..9
Jessweeee♪......7
Rye.............7
Levian..........5
Shiny...........5
theundeadhero...5
Wolf Kanno......4
RSL.............1

6. Best Site Staff
Baloki......18
Goldenboko..8
JKTrix......6
qwertysaur..6
Croyles.....2
Momiji......1
RSL.........1

7. Best Recognized Member/Former Staff
Blues Agent..18
Raistlin.....8
rubah........7
Ouch!........6
Meat Puppet..3
RSL..........1

8. Best Veteran
I'm my own MILF..11
Guardian XIII....10
Jiro.............10
Bunny............6
Miriel...........6
RSL..............1

9. Best Regular
Guardian XIII......19
Timekeeper.........7
Shattered Dreamer..6
Elskidor...........3
missaira...........3
Sir Lancealot......3
RSL................1

10. Best Newbie
Clo...............19
Naomi The Insane..15
Raven Riley.......7
RSL...............1

11. Nicest Member
Rantzien.......10
Levian.........9
Jessweeee♪.....7
Guardian XIII..6
Rye............5
Shorty.........5
RSL............1

12. Evilest Member
Raistlin.........9
Bunny............8
DK...............5
Marshall Banana..5
ShlupQuack.......5
Psychotic........4
kotora...........3
Roto13...........2
Baloki...........1
RSL..............1
Shiny............0

13. Sexiest/Cutest Male
Blues Agent's Package..10
Jiro...................9
Levian.................9
Rodarian...............4
Laddy..................3
Rantzien...............3
enano..................1
RSL....................1

14. Sexiest/Cutest Female
Clo........9
Miss_Lulu..8
Zeldy......6
Fujiko.....5
Rye........4
Shorty.....4
Miriel.....3
rubah......3
RSL........1

15. Best Custom Rank
ShlupQuack..18
Jiro........16
Peegee......5
RSL.........1

16. Best Avatar
Clo............10
Del Murder.....8
Bunny..........7
Guardian XIII..7
Jiro...........4
Rye............4
RSL............1

17. Best Signature
I'm my own MILF..8
eternal essence..7
Rantzien.........7
Freya............6
Shorty...........6
Del Murder.......5
RSL..............1

18. Best Artist
black orb...........12
Sagensyg............8
Blues Agent.........7
Pete for President..7
novaheaven..........4
RSL.................1

19. Best Writer
Guardian XIII....16
Psychotic........8
Jiro.............7
eternal essence..5
RSL..............1

20. Best Poster
I'm my own MILF..10
Raistlin.........9
Levian...........6
Rantzien.........6
Yeargdribble.....6
Laddy............3
Rye..............2
RSL..............1

21. Best Spammer
Peegee............13
Bunny.............11
Christmas.........10
NorthernChaosGod..6
ShlupQuack........2
RSL...............1

22. Best Chatter
Fujiko.....13
Rye........12
o_O........9
Melissaur..6
RSL........1

23. Best Visitor Messager
Christmas..13
Rantzien...8
Shiny......8
Fujiko.....5
Iceglow....2
nik0tine...2
RSL........1

24. Best Blogger
ShlupQuack....19
Miriel........9
Yeargdribble..9
RSL...........1

25. Best Thread
http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-c...d-contest.html......................................................17
http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-c...nvincible.html......................................9
http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-g...abes-week.html........................................................7
http://forums.eyesonff.com/mafia/133...ds-heroes.html..6
RSL.........................................................................1

26. Best Post
http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-c...ml#post2922731...................................17
http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-g...ml#post2930515..12
http://forums.eyesonff.com/wonder-sq...ml#post2936490.......5
RSL.........................................................1

27. Funniest Member
Psychotic......18
Rantzien.......8
Bunny..........7
Guardian XIII..5
Iceglow........4
RSL............1

28. Weirdest Member
Peegee..................13
Hypoallergenic Cactuar..11
Iceglow.................7
Alive-Man...............5
Wolf Kanno..............4
Meat Puppet.............1
RSL.....................1

29. Best Returning Member
Roto13.....19
Alive-Man..15
Daryl......5
Chimp......2
RSL........1

30. Most Powerful Member
fire_of_avalon...10
Cid..............7
Psychotic........7
Raistlin.........7
ShlupQuack.......6
Loony BoB........3
Marshall Banana..2
RSL..............1

31. Most Informative Member
Yeargdribble.....10
Raistlin.........8
Wolf Kanno.......7
Miriel...........6
I'm my own MILF..4
Iceglow..........4
Rantzien.........3
RSL..............1

32. Most Productive Member
Rantzien....18
Rye.........11
Goldenboko..7
Loony BoB...5
RSL.........1

33. Most Underrated Member
blackmage_nuke...16
Miriel...........12
Yeargdribble.....8
Marshall Banana..6
RSL..............1

34. Most Improved Member
Sir Lancealot...........14
DMKA....................12
Shoeberto...............8
Hypoallergenic Cactuar..7
RSL.....................1

35. Most Missed Member
Flying Mullet..10
Demon Dude.....9
Quin...........9
RSL............9
eestlinc.......6

36. Most Hardcore Gamer
Necronopticous..18
Wolf Kanno......10
Iceglow.........6
JKTrix..........4
Roto13..........4
RSL.............1

37. Most Helpful Gamer
Wolf Kanno..20
Jessweeee♪..13
JKTrix......9
RSL.........1

38. Most Helpful Techy
o_O.......22
Rantzien..10
Samuraid..8
RSL.......1

39. Most Helpful Member
Rantzien.........12
Loony BoB........11
Marshall Banana..7
rubah............6
Shoeberto........5
RSL..............1

40. Cutest Couple
Del Murder & Miriel....15
I'm my own MILF & Rye..14
Fujiko & o_O...........13
RSL & RSL's hat........1

Most Likely To…

41. Become a Cid's Knight
Guardian XIII..12
Jiro...........10
Goldenboko.....7
Blues Agent....5
Breine.........5
Bunny..........2
RSL............1

42. Get Banned
Bunny...................10
Roto13..................9
Hypoallergenic Cactuar..7
Peegee..................6
Yeargdribble............6
kotora..................4
RSL.....................1

43. Win a Ciddie for the very first time
Miriel............25
Timekeeper........11
Naomi The Insane..6
RSL...............1

44. Not realize the switch to vB4
Cid...............11
Future Esthar.....10
SuperMillionaire..9
smittenkitten.....8
Loony BoB.........4
RSL...............1

45. Grow a massive beard
ShlupQuack.....12
Jiro...........8
enano..........7
Leeza..........7
Guardian XIII..4
Rantzien.......3
RSL............1

46. Successfully hijack Santa's sleigh
Christmas..20
Psychotic..15
Clo........4
Jiro.......3
Loony BoB..1
RSL........1

47. Be on the Naughty List
Zeldy.............15
NorthernChaosGod..8
fire_of_avalon....7
Raistlin..........4
Rye...............4
Freya.............3
ShlupQuack........2
RSL...............1

48. Be a Honey Bee Girl
Freya.............12
NorthernChaosGod..11
Laddy.............7
Marshall Banana...7
Peegee............7
RSL...............1

49. Be a Bad SeeD
Raistlin.....12
Blues Agent..8
Evastio......7
Lusty Justy..7
Psychotic....5
Peegee.......4
RSL..........1

50. Get Together
Guardian XIII & NorthernChaosGod..13
Iceglow & Raven Riley.............8
Miriel & Raistlin.................8
Shorty & Sir Lancealot............6
Clo & Raistlin....................5
Peegee & Raistlin.................3
RSL & a hat more appropriate to the dignity of his new appointment as Prince-Primate of Hungary..1


Edit: This is here because a certain winner of the Site Staff Highwind Award complained.

Forums Staff Highwind Award winner: Rantzien
Site Staff Highwind Award winner: Baloki

[Marshall Banana]

Post reserved for Old Manus.

[Madame Adequate]

13 minutes in and no revelations yet?

Worst. Ciddies. Ever.

[Rantz]

Repent, sinners!

[Shorty]

give him a break >:O

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

MLT Become a Cid's Knight
Last winner: Breine · Nomination Leader: Jiro

The Nominees
Blues Agent · Breine · Bunny · Goldenboko · Guardian XIII · Jiro

Who they predicted to win...

Jessweeee♪ Naomi The Insane Clo Raistlin	Guardian XIII (6/10)
Sir Lancealot Jiro	Blues Agent (2/10)
Psychotic Aerith's Knight	Bunny (1/10)
Freya Shiny	Jiro (1/10)

[Madame Adequate]

Holy what is that flashy graphical thing

[Jiro]

smurfin' I better win this.

[Shorty]

Fancy!

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

What now, bitches.

Most Likely To Be A Cid's Knight is a silly award. If you look at it literally, the best candidates are the people who are Cid's Knights. But we like to do things front-to-back around these parts, so we're trying to pick who could be a CK without actually being good enough to be one. It's a toughie, that's for sure.

All the entrants show skills that people think would be useful for a CK, show skills that a staff member think would be useful for a CK, or are complete joke nominations designed like the continued nominations of members like Bunny and (previously) Demon Dude.

Our nominees look good, and I don't just mean on paper either.

First up we have Blues Agent. This guy has done it all before and gone to pasture. But it seems he's got some fire left in him, and would easily be able to revert back to his role as a super duper CK dude.

Breine is way old guys, and he knows what's what. He's probably better behaved than some of the staff we currently have, but then that doesn't seem to be a requirement these days

Bunny, Bunny, Bunny. No I'm going to stop being a jackass for a second here and say that everybody will see his name here and write him off but he wouldn't be too bad. I mean people would hate him, but he'd be consistent. Or flippant. Consistently flippant.

Goldenboko is a guy who is doing stuff every where. He has his finger in so many pies that maybe he's really Jack Horner or whoever that guy was. You know what I mean.

Guardian XIII is similar in that respect. He loves pie. He's not a SS but he damn well could be. I'm suddenly reminded that half of our candidates appear to have some sort of mind control business going on with that Award Cerberus fella. Should score them a few extra votes at least.

Oh lookee here I got nominated. I'm not sure what I've done inside of six months to warrant it, but I'll take compliments when they're paid. But seriously, only eestlinc or maybe foa could pull of the whole inactive CK thing. And I'm not here. I'm like a ghost. Whooooooowowowo. That's my ghost noise.

So which one of us is going to win the award and then not get given a position as a CK? Ask Award Cerberus. Though I'm still hoping to see a runner up or nowhere man in the Ciddie actually get the job. Like Evastio.

[Jiro]

I LITERALLY WROTE THIS 15 MINUTES AGO. I'M SO AWESOME SO YOU SHOULD REWARD ME SO I CAN PRETEND ONE DAY I STILL MAY BECOME A CK.

Caps lock is cruise control

[Rantz]

Nice speech, Jiro xD

[Shorty]

Evastio xD

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Goldenboko.....7
Blues Agent....5
Breine.........5
Bunny..........2
RSL............1

[Jiro]

HOLY CRAP I'm in with a shot! Seriously unexpected