I played UO for about a month donkey's years ago on some free server, and the admin (a guy pretending to be a girl) randomly gave me a bunch of cool (at least I assume it was cool) , including a pink horse or something because I had a cool username. I confidently strode outside town about three yards, all haters-gonna-hate, then got pwned by a grue who teleported in from smurfing nowhere, made me wear his sword like a shish-kebab, then shat on my corpse. I've never played a mumorpuguh with any degree of seriousness or decorum since.