How about torrential downpours that flood most of the state and also like to take bridges out on dates and never bring them home?!
there used to be a bridge here
Last year it did the same thing and I complained like a mothersmurfer about how my house was going to become a houseboat. Well this year my whole smurfing state is going to become a collection of little islands. We can be like Fiji or something and everyone can be partially naked. EXCEPT THEY GET SUNLIGHT IN FIJI.
Side story -- my aunt works for firecom which is the people you talk to when you call your emergency number anyway she can't get to work to help rescue all the idiots that crash their cars or the poor people who are hit by the idiots.
Side side story -- I saw a car under water up to its windscreen off the side of the highway. Stupid p platers. Can't drive for blah blah (this is funny because I am a p plater. See I poke fun at myself in a roundabout way and you all laugh. It's a good technique).
tl;dr smurf you sunshine coast (and queensland)
oh yeah topic is about rain if you didn't realise